How fun. Waited three months already to see a dermatologist about some highly suspect skin issues. Appointment was tomorrow, this morning they call me to reschedule. Thank you, red state, for making Derplahoma a place where professionals have no desire to practice.

Well, (insert all the bad words available here) ... my hip surgeon (not the one who broke his wrist) has the FLU, so surgery scheduled for tomorrow is cancelled. I had made arrangements with about six or seven people to help me, so this is incredibly inconvenient. I've started drinking.