You might be getting old if......
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• • • The Once-a-Day • • •
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Today in History
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Animal Resistance
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Misheard Advertising Jingles
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ICE
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hurricane relief
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ONE WORD
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Into the Future
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RightWingNutZ
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Those Lovable Policemen
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Anti-War
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Corruption
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music catalogue
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Musky Mythology
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True Confessions
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Russian greetings
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Pernicious Pious Proclivities Particularized Prodigiously
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Stupid Questions (and Answers)
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Todays program
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Misheard Advertising Jingles
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DaveInSaoMiguel

Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:  
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Oct 29, 2025 - 3:54am |
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We're having Barf a Roni.
Its made from moldy baloney
Barf a Roni is good to eat
Makes you vomit in the street
RRRRRRRAAAAALLLPHHHHH!!! for barf a Roni!
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oldviolin

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Oct 28, 2025 - 7:45pm |
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DaveInSaoMiguel wrote:
I remembered that one as "Everything's better with blue vomit on it"
ohh. makes way more sense.
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Manbird

Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:  
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Oct 28, 2025 - 7:17pm |
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DaveInSaoMiguel wrote:
I remembered that one as "Everything's better with blue vomit on it"
rude
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DaveInSaoMiguel

Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:  
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Oct 28, 2025 - 3:17pm |
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oldviolin wrote:
Everything's better with Blue Bonnet Hornet
I remembered that one as "Everything's better with blue vomit on it"
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DaveInSaoMiguel

Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:  
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Oct 23, 2025 - 9:30am |
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All the animals in the zoo are jumping up & down on you...
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oldviolin

Location: esse quam videri Gender:  
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Oct 23, 2025 - 8:59am |
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DaveInSaoMiguel wrote:
Misheard Advertising Jingles - Could be fun.
Example:
If you think its butter, but its snot - Its Chiz-on
Everything's better with Blue Bonnet Hornet
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DaveInSaoMiguel

Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:  
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Oct 23, 2025 - 8:51am |
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Misheard Advertising Jingles - Could be fun.
Example:
If you think its butter, but its snot - Its Chiz-on
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