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Michael Penn — No Myth (acoustic)
Album: March
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Released: 1988
Length: 3:46
Plays (last 30 days): 1
So, she says it's time she goes
But wanted to be sure I know
She hopes we can be friends
I think, yeah, I guess we can say I
But didn't think to ask her why
She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains
With knots I've got yet to untie

What if I were Romeo in black jeans
What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for
Someone to dance with

See, it was just too soon to tell
And looking for some parallel
Can be an endless game
We, we said goodbye before hello
My secrets she will never know
And if I dig a hole to China
I'll catch the first junk to Soho

What if I were Romeo in black jeans
What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for
Someone to dance with

Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure
Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees
I'm between the poles and the equator
Don't send no private investigator to find me please
'Less he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire overseas
Okay

What if I was
So, what if I was
Maybe she's just looking for
Someone to dance with

What if I was Romeo in black jeans
What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for
Someone to dance with
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The song reminds me of the end of 1989 when I was 25 years old and the man I passionately loved told me he didn't feel the same way. Not long after, he met the woman who would be come his wife.

When I look back, I feel such tender affection for the young woman I was.
John Lennon influences
 TLynneHenry wrote:


Close. This one has a brother as well.


i think 2 brothers, i believe.

sean and chris - though i think i heard chris passed away? he was a great actor.
 ThePoose wrote:

Sounds like a Finn brother.



Close. This one has a brother as well.
 eye4u wrote:

Hi SirLars, it's from the album  Twee Meter Sessies vol 1 (1991). I have a few of those albums. It were the first Unplugged sessions by Jan Douwe Kroeske (I think).
Here is the link.

I also found this on ebay in the form of a promotional cd they released to promote the original album. Pretty rare, but it's out there...
I really love this version of the song -- enough that I learned how to play it on guitar.  One of the first songs I learned that wasn't just a simple chord progression.

I love this!
 ziggytrix wrote:




I think a lot of women find a pudgy orange cat an irresistible romantic partner.  With many exceptions, of course. 
I loved Michael Penn when this came out… Super talented song writer.
 DaMoGan wrote:

Well, at least from a quick look at his Wikipedia page, it seems like he's done some film/TV music work.  He's also married to Aimee Mann, so maybe he's doing some collaborations with her, or just enjoying being the husband of Aimee Mann.




I would not say his talent went to waste. He gave us a great album and we are grateful. 
 ThePoose wrote:

Sounds like a Finn brother.



Definitely has a Crowded House Vibe.
 ziggytrix wrote:




Wuthering Heights
Sounds like a Finn brother.
Michael Penn released a new single two weeks ago. Both the song and the video are absolutely amazing. Please take a look on YouTube by searching "michael penn revival"

Great segue from El Mountain by Gaye Delorme!
It'd be interesting to also play the original non-acoustic version once in a while.   This is a great track though.
 bruceandjenna wrote:
Lovely.

Jeez, once again I can't get anything done when I'm sitting listening to RP thru the phones.  Particularly under a certain influence.
 

I know exactly what you mean.  
Lovely.

Jeez, once again I can't get anything done when I'm sitting listening to RP thru the phones.  Particularly under a certain influence.
 cbrandtbuffalo wrote:

I always assumed it was a reference to Wuthering Heights, but it's just a guess.
 
Accurate guess.


 ziggytrix wrote:

 
I always assumed it was a reference to Wuthering Heights, but it's just a guess.
 the_jake wrote:
Who or what is Heathcliff referring to?
 Likely the same Heathcliff that Kate Bush was referring to in her song "Wuthering Heights", which is from the novel of the same name.  As ziggytrix posted earlier, it's probably not the cartoon, orange tabby.
 the_jake wrote:
Who or what is Heathcliff referring to?


Of the top two Google results for Heathcliff, I'd guess its the OTHER one... but I might be wrong!
 

 SirLars wrote:

I'm having the same problem... I love this track but can only find the full band version and this version is by far the best
 
 
Hi SirLars, it's from the album  Twee Meter Sessies vol 1 (1991). I have a few of those albums. It were the first Unplugged sessions by Jan Douwe Kroeske (I think).
Here is the link.
 SirLars wrote:

I'm having the same problem... I love this track but can only find the full band version and this version is by far the best
 
 
Yes! It's not on March. I'd pay good money for a mp3 of this song.
Who or what is Heathcliff referring to?
This entire record is fantastic in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4xfE9OFq_A
 westslope wrote:
This reminds me of a Beatles song.....   can't put my finger on which one.  

 
There's a lot of Beatles influence in his music.
I heard "What if I rodeoed in black jeans?". Not a problem at all...
i love this song!
 rpdevotee wrote:
Whatever happened to this guy?  I remember seeing Michael Penn do a free noon concert in San Francisco back in the mid 90's.
His album won "best new album" when it came out and then he virtually disappeared musically...sad.  I mean Penn wasn't just a one hit wonder because he had more than one hit on that first album.  I guess you could call him a "one album wonder", maybe.  Too bad, I was looking forward to hearing more good music from him—so much talent and potential gone to waste.  {#Ask}

 
Well, at least from a quick look at his Wikipedia page, it seems like he's done some film/TV music work.  He's also married to Aimee Mann, so maybe he's doing some collaborations with her, or just enjoying being the husband of Aimee Mann.


Sheesh, to me he drained the life right out of the original. 'BUM bumbum bumbum bumbum...'
Whatever happened to this guy?  I remember seeing Michael Penn do a free noon concert in San Francisco back in the mid 90's.
His album won "best new album" when it came out and then he virtually disappeared musically...sad.  I mean Penn wasn't just a one hit wonder because he had more than one hit on that first album.  I guess you could call him a "one album wonder", maybe.  Too bad, I was looking forward to hearing more good music from him—so much talent and potential gone to waste.  {#Ask}
 westslope wrote:
This reminds me of a Beatles song.....   can't put my finger on which one.  

 
It might be "It's Only Love"; this song has a C - Am phrase which is also used in the intro to that song.  It's a standard, harmonic progression.
has Romeo in Black Jeans done anything since?
 westslope wrote:
This reminds me of a Beatles song.....   can't put my finger on which one.  

 
Norwegian wood?
This reminds me of a Beatles song.....   can't put my finger on which one.  
So Finn. And so good.
 Grammarcop wrote:
Wonder if Sean Penn ever says, "You've probably heard of my brother ..." 

 
...or "or one of my ex-wives."
I've heard this song a thousand time and I still do not know what "Synclafits no med" means.
Bumping an 8 up to a 9.  Love this song
 DaidyBoy wrote:
Love the Finn brothers.  But this isn't them.

 

But it is one of the Penn Brothers,,,,will that do?
Mr. Aimee Mann
 helloitsme wrote:
Good song and interesting version.  Funny: I'm usually a fan of stripping away production in favor of a more open sound.  This, when compared with the original version, reminds me that really strong production can really "make" a pop song.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

 
I've often agreed with your point of view, except for Layla...but this I kind of like ...
Ahhhhh, spring and summer of 1990. Good times. Lots of good times and some sad ones, with this clever little song as accompaniment.
So. Good. 
Love the Finn brothers.  But this isn't them.
Good song and interesting version.  Funny: I'm usually a fan of stripping away production in favor of a more open sound.  This, when compared with the original version, reminds me that really strong production can really "make" a pop song.

And there's nothing wrong with that.
The wrong cover art displayed shouldn't annoy me when this version comes on...but it does...and I don't have the correct one to offer. I suppose I should find more important things to annoy oneself, huh?
I forgot how much I like this song...  {#Daisy}
Interesting the previous comment, last time this song followed Florence and the Machine, whose histrionic yodeling seems specific to whatever she is trippin on .... followed by a much more accessible artist, in a universal sense. Maybe Tori Amos On Steroids is a demographic now.


cShaggy wrote:
..nice follow to Flo's 'Breaking Down' acoustic..fits right in..
 


Wonder if Sean Penn ever says, "You've probably heard of my brother ..." 
..nice follow to Flo's 'Breaking Down' acoustic..fits right in..
If I remember correctly, the original radio version of this song was a demo that Michael Penn made himself.
 peter_james_bond wrote:
Just tuned in, I almost mythed this one. {#Redface}
 
i almost said that.

i love this. both versions. he's great. 
 iTuner wrote:
This version is so good but can't find it legally or otherwise.
 
I'm having the same problem... I love this track but can only find the full band version and this version is by far the best
 
Just tuned in, I almost mythed this one. {#Redface}
Nice. Nice sound, Lovely song
This version is so good but can't find it legally or otherwise.
 MiracleDrug wrote:
anybody that wants to kill Mike on here...

HE'S married to Aimee Mann...

YOU'RE not...

 
Lucky guy!
I saw Michael Penn at a free concert in San Francisco back when this was popular.
It was great.

This was a really good album with a lot of good songs on it...
I believe Michael wonbest new musician of the year at the time it came out.  
Unfortunately, nothing came after...sad.  Such potential! 
Whoa, major flashback.
Heard this a gazillion times, 20 years ago, but not since. Yes, acoustic.
Nice.
I'm probably good for another 5 years or so.

 whtahtefcuk wrote:
Good... But over played to my ears...
 
Maybe two decades ago.  But not now.  And certainly not this version.
Good... But over played to my ears...
So good. 
anybody that wants to kill Mike on here...

HE'S married to Aimee Mann...

YOU'RE not...

Hard to believe that it's almost as many years (22) from this album till now as it is from Rubber Soul (the previous track) to this album (24 years).
 johnjconn wrote:
Huey - the only painful item here is your review. A "3"??
Lady Gaga gets a 3!
This isn't 10, but maybe a 7 or 8,,,, never a 3

 
Huey wrote:
I find this painfull. Sorry. 3.
 
 
Don't feel too bad; Dewey gave it an 8 and Louie gave it a 9.

I find this painfull. Sorry. 3.
He did a fine job with this version, nice interpretation and rearrangement.{#Clap}
he's got a serious Kevin Danzig thing going on, that's a real good thing
Kissing my fingertips!!!!
 Businessgypsy wrote:
Apropos of? Really like Michael Penn's writing (and that of the Mann he's married to). A match made in my-name-ends-in-double-nn heaven. Wish they wouldn't assume having a deft hand with a tune qualifies them to bark political direction, but it seems to be going around.

 
Yeah, Toby Keith and Zak Wylde really get on my nerves, too! {#Roflol}
thought i was hearing a crowded house track i hadn't heard before; not bad though
 RonaldH wrote:
The version I heard today (9/16) is originally from the cd collection '2 meter de lucht in' (2 meters into the air), a beautiful collection of acoustic songs performed on the dutch radio. I hope to hear a lot more from these!
 
Wish I could find it somewhere.
lemmoth wrote:
His brother is a huge star and his woman is a better songwriter than he...
Apropos of? Really like Michael Penn's writing (and that of the Mann he's married to). A match made in my-name-ends-in-double-nn heaven. Wish they wouldn't assume having a deft hand with a tune qualifies them to bark political direction, but it seems to be going around.

His brother is a huge star and his woman is a better songwriter than he.  But this is a good tune.

I also like Michael and Aimee's version of Two of Us from the I Am Sam soundtrack
 cathenley wrote:
Always loved this song - and this version!

- Thanks Rebecca and Bill (am now going to always put Rebecca in front of Bill because she deserves just as much acknowledgement as he does!! Rebecca Rocks {#Dancingbanana_2} )

 
Second that! {#High-five}  And I like this version much better than the lame A.M. hard-sell version.   He's got a lot of other good stuff, too. If I can find it in my library, I'll try to upload a few cuts for review.  Don't hold your breath. {#Daisy}

sure do love to dance
Always liked this song, and this version is even better.
Baby_M wrote:
This one's always been a little hit and myth for me.

{#Cheesygrin}
 
{#Lol} Well done!

Drop and give me 20, right now! Both of you! {#Naughty} {#Roflol}{#Yes}
 rluking wrote:
This version isn't from March.  Anyone know where it came from?
 
 RonaldH wrote:
The version I heard today (9/16) is originally from the cd collection '2 meter de lucht in' (2 meters into the air), a beautiful collection of acoustic songs performed on the dutch radio. I hope to hear a lot more from these!
  

love this song; any version!{#Clap}
his literary allusions made me fall in love with him way back when ... the song still casts a spell and makes me stop and sigh and wax nostalgic {#Lol}
1989.  living at home.  parents away. in my (dark) living room.  ahhhh the memories...  love this adult version!
This version isn't from March.  Anyone know where it came from?
Wow, never heard this version before.  I like it!
 Baby_M wrote:
This one's always been a little hit and myth for me.

{#Cheesygrin}
 
{#Lol} Well done!

This one's always been a little hit and myth for me.

{#Cheesygrin}
More Penn genius.
His catalog is rich and intoxicating !

Please.
Always loved this song - and this version!

- Thanks Rebecca and Bill (am now going to always put Rebecca in front of Bill because she deserves just as much acknowledgement as he does!! Rebecca Rocks {#Dancingbanana_2} )

I just watched the New Year arrive in New York on the NBC.  I turned it on about 3 mins before the hour, and turned it off about 2 mins after.  Back to RP.  Happy New Year everyone!
Can't believe this song is almost 20 years old!
Tempus fugit.....
Great Version !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 jameyp wrote:
this is and always will be a really GOOD SONG {#Sunny}
 

True dat! Great job!
this is and always will be a really GOOD SONG {#Sunny}
Weird. Second time today I've heard an acoustic cover and thought, "Hmm, I like the original studio version better."

Jacksonstat wrote:
Love it.
my upload! me too. ok it wasn't an upload. it was a cd sent in. but still.
joshfm wrote:
Sean Penn: Kick-ass rable-rouser Chris Penn: Faded Glory Michael Penn: One-hit Wonder
One hit wonder? Maybe. But he has had some great songs since then. Oh, are you one who thinks only the good stuff makes it on clear channel?
Love it.
i love grown up versions of songs from my youth!!!!!! ewwww it's giving me the chills!
"This n That" should be on the playlist too...
joshfm wrote:
Sean Penn: Kick-ass rable-rouser Chris Penn: Faded Glory Michael Penn: One-hit Wonder
Chris Penn died a few years ago, dude
Sean Penn: Kick-ass rable-rouser Chris Penn: Faded Glory Michael Penn: One-hit Wonder
Always loved this song. Strange he released this version...
I don't think he had met Aimee when he recorded this one. lmic wrote:
I love this. And call me crazy, but I also hear the influence of his wife Aimee Mann's sort of staccato vocal pacing in this version. Nice. 8
Nicely re-done
The version I heard today (9/16) is originally from the cd collection '2 meter de lucht in' (2 meters into the air), a beautiful collection of acoustic songs performed on the dutch radio. I hope to hear a lot more from these!
let's not forget the late chris penn as well. hcaudill wrote:
Huh - never knew Michael Penn is Sean Penn's brother. AllMusic
Well, we're having quite the unplugged morning. I always liked this song, no matter how many times I heard it on the radio.
I love this. And call me crazy, but I also hear the influence of his wife Aimee Mann's sort of staccato vocal pacing in this version. Nice. 8
JWU42 wrote:
Never heard this version before... This is an oldie but goody!
This is from the "No Myth" CD single, not "March".
ciabates wrote:
I love you for playing this song.
I love you even though you are playing this song.
Could you please stop playing music for a while so I can go get some lunch? Thank you.
Never heard this version before... This is an oldie but goody!
"Romeo in black jeans"--yeah, I get it, and I would like to like Michael Penn, but the vocal quality says to me, "Ah, whatthehell, better sing before I fall asleep."
Though I prefer the original this is still damn good. Just a great song any way you slice it up.
I love you for playing this song.
This song is still good. There needs to be more acoustic sounding songs like this out there...
I agree, I miss the original's energy. I have the original on 90s collection, too.
The strumming gets on my nerves and so does the singing. When I have to turn is off it gets an automatic 1. It completely rubs me the wrong way. Just not my thing I guess.