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Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo
She said she was a Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was alright
But I couldn't come in
(I couldn't come in right then...)
And so she wandered through the doorway
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
And I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away her rancid poncho
And laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
And it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was alright
But I couldn't come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered through the doorway
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
And I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was a Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
(Is that a real poncho, I mean
Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Hmmm... no fooling...)
I get the loyal following, and yes his writing was unlike any other. But here's the thing... the tunes weren't that compelling or memorable, which is probably why I they never made it to Top 40. They're more like random melodies accompanying poetry. He was in a way, rapping... way ahead of his time for sure. But do the songs stick with me? Not so much. Sorry fans. Just my 2¢. Don't hate me.
In Europe I only heard Zappa on the radio outside of the UK, such as Germany, where perhaps some slang that might sound offensive in UK slipped under the radar. Or corporate and state radio in most countries decided early on they couldn't understand/ cope with Zappa
Catholic Girls next please....
I'd settle for Willy the Pimp.
Amazing then, amazing now.
Thanks RP.
* Don't try this at home
Well, okay, but the last time I tried it at work they told me not to do that again.
Zappa really created some outlandish lyrics, but he really was a musician's musician. Respect.
Amazing then, amazing now.
Thanks RP.
* Don't try this at home
Those of us with wider tastes in the 1970s were blessed to hear this when it was fresh.
Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
‘Zappa’ Review: Alex Winter’s Documentary Hauntingly Captures the Skewed Passion of Frank Zappa, a One-of-a-Kind Rock Legend
Interesting !
For those of us down SoCal it's where the fires have been burning the last couple days. Around here it's rarely pronounced as Zappa does... the double ll's are silent. And the occupants are now students. There are quite a few songs that reference the place...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camarillo_State_Mental_Hospital
Hazy nights for sure!
Zappa live was always a good time also...more panties and bras would be thrown on stage than you could find in your local Victoria Secrets
Just another band from L.A that was a classic
Not at Sears, surely....
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. RP's Zappa library is quite thin, and I never hear any of it get played (until now). What's the deal?
IMMORTAL!
Super!
Thanks! Based on this info and on more careful listening, I upped my rating a couple points.
I'll dance to this...
Definitely one of Zappa's better dancing tunes.
Zappa was doing some work with the LA Philharmonic in the '70s when the orchestra was led by Zubin Mehta. They're rehearsing one of Zappa's compositions, and as Mehta's counting down the intro, Zappa blurts out, "Hit it, Zubin!" The band cracks up, and Mehta turns to Zappa and scolds him gently but firmly that the LAP is his band, and Zappa will behave. He did.
That's a funny story. I saw Mehta conduct the NY Philharmonic a few times. He seemed like he had a good sense of humor. At the free "park concerts" they used to have in the different boroughs, he used to joke around a bit between musical pieces, one time, at the expense of Mayor Koch.
We need to hear more of Jean-Luc on RP!
Zappa was doing some work with the LA Philharmonic in the '70s when the orchestra was led by Zubin Mehta. They're rehearsing one of Zappa's compositions, and as Mehta's counting down the intro, Zappa blurts out, "Hit it, Zubin!" The band cracks up, and Mehta turns to Zappa and scolds him gently but firmly that the LAP is his band, and Zappa will behave. He did.
All power to you, Zappa fans.
*mute*
that is all.
poor you
I’m not that familiar with Frank’s music. I think part of the reasons I’ve never bought any of stuff is because I have listed to the opinions of others who say it’s to wacky and bazaar to be enjoyable. However every time I hear I a new song (often on this station) I’m surprised just how musical and enjoyable much of his stuff is. A case in point is the duet with his daughter ‘Valley Girl’ which I have only just discovered. Anyone recommend an album to enter the world of Frank Zappa with?
I suggest Freak Out with The Mothers of Invention. Or - We're Only In It For The Money with The Mothers. Great cover take on Sgt. Pepper's.
You hear those horns? I mean, really!
Waka-Jawaka/Hot Rats, Grand Wazoo, Hot Rats, are some of the more "orchestral" works that have some remarkably well done compositions that are full of interesting horn sections. I forgot for years how good some of his work was and have rediscovered some of it now that used CDs are cheap and plentiful.
You've got to love Frank and his wit with words.
"We did it 'til we were unconcho."
You've got to love Frank and his whit with words.
You hear those horns? I mean, really!
I’m not that familiar with Frank’s music. I think part of the reasons I’ve never bought any of stuff is because I have listed to the opinions of others who say it’s to wacky and bazaar to be enjoyable. However every time I hear I a new song (often on this station) I’m surprised just how musical and enjoyable much of his stuff is. A case in point is the duet with his daughter ‘Valley Girl’ which I have only just discovered. Anyone recommend an album to enter the world of Frank Zappa with?
This one. Start on side 2 with Dinah Moe Hum. you won't be sorry.The whole album kills.
I’m not that familiar with Frank’s music. I think part of the reasons I’ve never bought any of stuff is because I have listed to the opinions of others who say it’s to wacky and bazaar to be enjoyable. However every time I hear I a new song (often on this station) I’m surprised just how musical and enjoyable much of his stuff is. A case in point is the duet with his daughter ‘Valley Girl’ which I have only just discovered. Anyone recommend an album to enter the world of Frank Zappa with?
For me, Shiek Yerbouti.
I’m not that familiar with Frank’s music. I think part of the reasons I’ve never bought any of stuff is because I have listed to the opinions of others who say it’s to wacky and bazaar to be enjoyable. However every time I hear I a new song (often on this station) I’m surprised just how musical and enjoyable much of his stuff is. A case in point is the duet with his daughter ‘Valley Girl’ which I have only just discovered. Anyone recommend an album to enter the world of Frank Zappa with?
this one of course, Joe's Garage is how i got interested
I’m not that familiar with Frank’s music. I think part of the reasons I’ve never bought any of stuff is because I have listed to the opinions of others who say it’s to wacky and bazaar to be enjoyable. However every time I hear I a new song (often on this station) I’m surprised just how musical and enjoyable much of his stuff is. A case in point is the duet with his daughter ‘Valley Girl’ which I have only just discovered. Anyone recommend an album to enter the world of Frank Zappa with?
I don't know what you're talking about here, unclelonghair. Yes, we play a LOT of Frank Zappa - but at no point have I heard any of our live staff apologize for playing it, EVER. And we aren't about to start.
DJ Meatwad
Owner/Webmaster, Head Case Radio
How could you not like Frank Zappa???
I don't know what you're talking about here, unclelonghair. Yes, we play a LOT of Frank Zappa - but at no point have I heard any of our live staff apologize for playing it, EVER. And we aren't about to start.
DJ Meatwad
Owner/Webmaster, Head Case Radio
And come on folks....it's fine if he's not your cup of tea but I'va always said: one must have a sense of humor to get Mr. Zappa's tongue in cheek lyrics.
FWIW I agree. For me Zappa is like the Grateful Dead. Die hard fans who swear it's the greatest, but the music isn't really that good, and gets irritating after a while. Or you could say that it only sounds good if you're pretty stoned.
A lot of Zappa music comes dangerously close to a toddler playing with an electric piano with a tape deck running. I have never really understood the appeal. Without the weird stream of consciousness lyrics there would be no reason to listen.
Pearls before swine.
Well the 7 minute guitar solos are a good example of something in which there is surely some genius but it is not my cup of tea. Maybe it is just music for musicians, and I can understand how some people would love it and others (including me) wouldn't "get" it. It is surely interesting for anyone experimenting with cross-genre epic guitar or electronica solos.
What turns me off though is the antiseptic, art-for-art's-sake or weirdness-for-weirdness-sake character of so much of his music. It never seems to be "about" anything, besides random satirical sound bites. He's got, what, 60-70 albums, almost all self-produced, and most of it even his fans admit is unlistenable. It's mostly an exercise in artistic masturbation.
Another internet radio station (Head Case Radio) plays a lot of Zappa, and the DJ's often apologize to the audience before AND after a spate of Zappa songs, because they know that that it's like some kind of weird, slimy food — disgusting to most people but essential to a small, hardcore minority. I guess in this case I'm in the majority.
Yeah...you're right up to a point. Some of his stuff isn't that accessible. And yet look at the doo wop stuff he did with the Mothers? Completely the opposite. Also consider the times much of his stuff was written...it was music of its time, in that many people were being massively experimental and he was one of them, trying to push the boundaries. I don't like all FZ I admit. But I find melody and rhythm in a lot of his songs, I love some of the epic guitar solo compositions. And I realise many don't! As for his lyrics? Well he took the piss out of lots of people he considered phonies and posers. Ironic as I suspect that's what you think he is!
Take it easy - and nice to have considered chat, rather than the mud throwing that disagreeing comments often are (yes I'm guilty too!)
Well the 7 minute guitar solos are a good example of something in which there is surely some genius but it is not my cup of tea. Maybe it is just music for musicians, and I can understand how some people would love it and others (including me) wouldn't "get" it. It is surely interesting for anyone experimenting with cross-genre epic guitar or electronica solos.
What turns me off though is the antiseptic, art-for-art's-sake or weirdness-for-weirdness-sake character of so much of his music. It never seems to be "about" anything, besides random satirical sound bites. He's got, what, 60-70 albums, almost all self-produced, and most of it even his fans admit is unlistenable. It's mostly an exercise in artistic masturbation.
Another internet radio station (Head Case Radio) plays a lot of Zappa, and the DJ's often apologize to the audience before AND after a spate of Zappa songs, because they know that that it's like some kind of weird, slimy food — disgusting to most people but essential to a small, hardcore minority. I guess in this case I'm in the majority.
FWIW I agree. For me Zappa is like the Grateful Dead. Die hard fans who swear it's the greatest, but the music isn't really that good, and gets irritating after a while. Or you could say that it only sounds good if you're pretty stoned.
A lot of Zappa music comes dangerously close to a toddler playing with an electric piano with a tape deck running. I have never really understood the appeal. Without the weird stream of consciousness lyrics there would be no reason to listen.
FWIW I agree. For me Zappa is like the Grateful Dead. Die hard fans who swear it's the greatest, but the music isn't really that good, and gets irritating after a while. Or you could say that it only sounds good if you're pretty stoned.
A lot of Zappa music comes dangerously close to a toddler playing with an electric piano with a tape deck running. I have never really understood the appeal. Without the weird stream of consciousness lyrics there would be no reason to listen.
Haha, this comment is the most clueless that I've seen on any forum in a LONG time!
For those of you who don't know, this song is about shock treatment at Camarillo State (mental) Hospital in Camarillo, California (near Ventura).
Bluedot - you are so on the money. I suspect papernapkin wouldn't know a 'cool guy' if he came up and bit him on the leg. Papernapkin, write out 'Frank was one of the most original musicians ever and I wish I didn't like boybands so much' 100 times
Shurely you jest!
Ahem. You are about as wrong as can be in your "judgement" about his musicianship. Not that your opinion is worth anything, right?
Haha, this comment is the most clueless that I've seen on any forum in a LONG time!
For those of you who don't know, this song is about shock treatment at Camarillo State (mental) Hospital in Camarillo, California (near Ventura).
You must be kidding or just tease?
And you make asinine comments because you like to stir up shit and thinking of yourself as a non-conformist makes you feel cool! Pathetic!
I can't believe you wrote that.
I give Frank good reviews and high points because he is (was) a gifted musician. I give you poor marks because you are an idiot.
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And carried on without a comma,
That she was someone I should know.
Brilliant.
Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
An' willdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooooh!)
Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
You mean after placing oneself in the, uh, proper mindset?
Read an interview from anyone who played in his band and you will hear.
His bands were basically proving grounds for great musicians —- people like Lowell George, Steve Vai, Chester Thompson, Chad Wackerman, Terry Bozzio, Aynsley Dunbar, Vinnie Colaiuta.
If you want to see what he put his drummers through, Google "The Black Page", named for the number of notes on the chart.
Admittedly his music can be a tough listen sometimes, but between his musical mastery and the sheer size of his brain he was in many ways an admirable guy.
This album -- in its entirety -- shows the talent Mr Zappa wielded. Full of catchy melodies and sizzling guitar solos, it could have generated Top 40 hits if the absurd lyrics had been carefully scrubbed for radio.
Those of us with wider tastes in the 1970s were blessed to hear this when it was fresh.
Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
I caught the tail-end of the popularity of this stuff while growing up near Boston. Zappa was too jazzy, intelligent and weird for mainstream success most of the time. He hit it big with "Sheik Yerbouti" .