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Or could be Hell
Oh baby, I'm not, yeah
Everything I should be, yeah
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah
And everything I wanted to realize
Baby, I got, yeah
Everything I could be, yeah
Oh baby, I'm not, yeah
Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I got, yeah
Heavenly scene of mind
Or could be Hell
Oh baby, I'm not, yeah
Everything I should be, yeah
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah
And everything I wanted to realize
Baby, I got, yeah
Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be, yeah
Heavenly scene
Everything I could be
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah
Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I got, yeah
Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I got, yeah
I've always thought about the Dandies, to paraphrase an old poem, that when they're good, they're very, very good, but when they're bad they're horrid. They rock bigtime in numbers like this and Godless, but their slacker psychedelia is tedium squared. Every CD of theirs I've bought I've excerpted the rock numbers from then given away to charity shops. This particular number is great. 8 from the mixed-mind Nottingham jury.
Or, as Mae West once said, "When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm
bad I'm better."
Tony in NJ
W.A.S.T.E.
Guy complains to his doctor that has nonstop gas and whenever he passes it, it makes an awful racket. "Let's hear it," sez the doctor. The guy obliges and a deafening "HONDA" fills the air. Smells pretty bad, too. The doctor ponders this a moment and asks, "Are you by any chance an absinthe drinker?" "Why, I am," sez the guy, "How did you know?"
"Because," the doctor replies, "Absinthe makes the fart go HONDA..."
We're here all week, folks, Shows at 7 and 9...
Don't forget to tip the veal and try the waitstaff…
And don't forget to tip your server.
I gotta tell this one to my husband - he'll love it. Corniest joke lover ever!
Then you'll enjoy this one.
Guy complains to his doctor that has nonstop gas and whenever he passes it, it makes an awful racket. "Let's hear it," sez the doctor. The guy obliges and a deafening "HONDA" fills the air. Smells pretty bad, too. The doctor ponders this a moment and asks, "Are you by any chance an absinthe drinker?" "Why, I am," sez the guy, "How did you know?"
"Because," the doctor replies, "Absinthe makes the fart go HONDA..."
We're here all week, folks, Shows at 7 and 9...
And don't forget to tip your server.
the name is not lastingly funny, true, but their music is though
Then you can always call them the Handy War Dolls for a change? You may want to misplace the banana though
Then you'll enjoy this one.
Guy complains to his doctor that has nonstop gas and whenever he passes it, it makes an awful racket. "Let's hear it," sez the doctor. The guy obliges and a deafening "HONDA" fills the air. Smells pretty bad, too. The doctor ponders this a moment and asks, "Are you by any chance an absinthe drinker?" "Why, I am," sez the guy, "How did you know?"
"Because," the doctor replies, "Absinthe makes the fart go HONDA..."
We're here all week, folks, Shows at 7 and 9...
Thankfully it's been more than a week, much, much more. Just to be sure.
rumplestiltskin wrote:
i totally agree with you. This reminded me the dispute envolving vanilla ice and his ice ice baby grabbing the bass from under pressure from Queen and David Bowie's.
Guy complains to his doctor that has nonstop gas and whenever he passes it, it makes an awful racket. "Let's hear it," sez the doctor. The guy obliges and a deafening "HONDA" fills the air. Smells pretty bad, too. The doctor ponders this a moment and asks, "Are you by any chance an absinthe drinker?" "Why, I am," sez the guy, "How did you know?"
"Because," the doctor replies, "Absinthe makes the fart go HONDA..."
We're here all week, folks, Shows at 7 and 9...
Or the Woody Allen movie...
Guy complains to his doctor that has nonstop gas and whenever he passes it, it makes an awful racket. "Let's hear it," sez the doctor. The guy obliges and a deafening "HONDA" fills the air. Smells pretty bad, too. The doctor ponders this a moment and asks, "Are you by any chance an absinthe drinker?" "Why, I am," sez the guy, "How did you know?"
"Because," the doctor replies, "Absinthe makes the fart go HONDA..."
We're here all week, folks, Shows at 7 and 9...
I'm a sucker for PUN-ishment
no apologies necessary! and i strongly disagree; exploratory and groove-tastic in true dandy form. great track, amazing album; commencing (in)appropriate head-nodding, booty-wiggling, and mouthing of lyrics.
sounds a lot like a ton of other songs by this same band. interesting how that goes.
The name irritates me because it's a pun, and puns are just never amusing, so every time I hear this band name it’s like being told the same lame joke, again. I'm not sure how that makes me an anti-intellectualist.
Then you'll enjoy this one.
Guy complains to his doctor that has nonstop gas and whenever he passes it, it makes an awful racket. "Let's hear it," sez the doctor. The guy obliges and a deafening "HONDA" fills the air. Smells pretty bad, too. The doctor ponders this a moment and asks, "Are you by any chance an absinthe drinker?" "Why, I am," sez the guy, "How did you know?"
"Because," the doctor replies, "Absinthe makes the fart go HONDA..."
We're here all week, folks, Shows at 7 and 9...
the name is not lastingly funny, true, but their music is though
The piano player on this album leads a pretty upright life - far from grand, mind you. That's the key.
how about this?
The Beatles is a pun, too (beat, beetles). We'll try not to mention them so as not to irritate you .
yes best not
blimey that's a little harsh!
The name irritates me because it's a pun, and puns are just never amusing, so every time I hear this band name it’s like being told the same lame joke, again. I'm not sure how that makes me an anti-intellectualist.
The Beatles is a pun, too (beat, beetles). We'll try not to mention them so as not to irritate you .
Yes, I was sure the next tune was going to be Chris Rea's, Gods Great Banana Skin.
blimey that's a little harsh!
The name irritates me because it's a pun, and puns are just never amusing, so every time I hear this band name it’s like being told the same lame joke, again. I'm not sure how that makes me an anti-intellectualist.
Just to throw my two cents in, I have to agree with "stescott100". And I hate Sarah Palin more than the next three people. Not enjoying puns has nothing to do with Palin's brand of purposeful ignorance and lowest common denominator politics.
The song's just a little bland too. :-)
Another Palin anti-intellectualist.
blimey that's a little harsh!
The name irritates me because it's a pun, and puns are just never amusing, so every time I hear this band name it’s like being told the same lame joke, again. I'm not sure how that makes me an anti-intellectualist.
Another Palin anti-intellectualist.
You bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me...
Nan, just a nice song, somehow different to the recurrent Dandy Warhol style. Really like it.