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Fred Schneider — Monster
Album: Fred Schneider
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Released: 1991
Length: 3:54
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I saw it officer,
It looked prehistoric ...

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout

Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah
Get outta here monster!
Monster! monster!
Get outta here monster!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! oh no, a monster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster
Monster! monster!
Oh no, a giant monster!

Shut the window, bolt the door!
Don't wanna see that monster no more!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a modern dance
When it comes into a room
People hit it with a broom

Take that monster! take that monster!
Take it! take it! take that you awful thing!
Take that aaah! take that aaah!
Take it! take it! take that you naughty thing!

And they don't wear pants on the other side of france
But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts

Monster! monster! oh gee, a great big monster

There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun
When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare
The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek
When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing
And i thought dinosaurs were extinct

Aaaaah!
Comments (27)add comment
 smilestoomuch wrote:
And here's the real video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpgWw1g-PD0


 
That one didn't work, but I found this: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1rURicwysU
 
Posted 14 years ago by treehugger    [ Reply ]
Yikes, does it get any scarier than this.....
Posted 14 years ago by BigIslandBlues    [ Reply ]
You go Bill! Happy Halloween!
Posted 14 years ago by df1489    [ Reply ]
Ah!! Haven't heard this one in years. ^_^ Fred Schneider's pants are scary indeed.
Posted 14 years ago by nerakdon    [ Reply ]


Posted 15 years ago by Netto    [ Reply ]
Uhhh... there's a REASON this sounds like the B52s... 

 fredriley wrote:
This is soooo like the B52s - very reminiscent of Rock Lobster, particularly the backing. Very nice, and feckin' hilarious. 7 from the Nottingham jury. I wish I had a monster in my pants... ;-)
 


Posted 15 years ago by kulbreez    [ Reply ]
B 53
Posted 15 years ago by Stingray    [ Reply ]
dmax wrote:
Only tolerable because of the video in my head that went with this.
And here's the real video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpgWw1g-PD0




Posted 16 years ago by smilestoomuch    [ Reply ]
 sirrus wrote:
{#Roflol}{#Roflol}{#Roflol}
 
Hey there fellow Frednecker!  I am happy to see there are two of us listening to Radio Paradise in town.      {#Jump}{#Jump}{#Jump} 

Posted 16 years ago by PeteyGreens    [ Reply ]
What a wonderfully stupid song.
Posted 16 years ago by phineas    [ Reply ]
 fredriley wrote:
This is soooo like the B52s - very reminiscent of Rock Lobster, particularly the backing. Very nice. 7 from the Nottingham jury. I wish I had a monster in my pants... ;-)
 
I was thinking that, too!

TOO funny!


Posted 16 years ago by Pyro    [ Reply ]
{#Lol}
Posted 16 years ago by hippiechick    [ Reply ]
Where do you find this stuff Bill?  I swear you spend all year searching out Halloween "related" songs {#Lol}
Posted 16 years ago by JesseJ    [ Reply ]
 UltraNurd wrote:
I don't think this song is about Halloween...
 
Kinda like "Happiness is a Warm Gun" isn't about firearms

Posted 16 years ago by oldman    [ Reply ]
Hilarious...as long as I only have to hear it on Halloween. 

Posted 16 years ago by walden    [ Reply ]
Marr wrote:


True, but its still damn funny.

You're both right! {#Lol}
Posted 16 years ago by smilestoomuch    [ Reply ]
This is soooo like the B52s - very reminiscent of Rock Lobster, particularly the backing. Very nice, and feckin' hilarious. 7 from the Nottingham jury. I wish I had a monster in my pants... ;-)


Posted 16 years ago by fredriley    [ Reply ]
 UltraNurd wrote:
I don't think this song is about Halloween...
 

Ya think?????????

Like maybe he's talkin' about a trouser snake?
Posted 16 years ago by jagdriver    [ Reply ]
 UltraNurd wrote:
I don't think this song is about Halloween...
 
Who the hell can tell what Fred is thinking about?

Posted 16 years ago by rluking    [ Reply ]
...and this is a solo effort, right?  'cause it sure sounds like B-52s.
Posted 16 years ago by mongoose01ca    [ Reply ]
hilarious!
Posted 16 years ago by tenacious_v    [ Reply ]
 UltraNurd wrote:
I don't think this song is about Halloween...
 

True, but its still damn funny.
Posted 16 years ago by Marr    [ Reply ]
{#Bounce}
Posted 16 years ago by CCinSB    [ Reply ]
He can't sing here, either!
Posted 16 years ago by Zep    [ Reply ]
I don't think this song is about Halloween...
Posted 16 years ago by UltraNurd    [ Reply ]
{#Roflol}{#Roflol}{#Roflol}
Posted 16 years ago by sirrus    [ Reply ]